don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

I looked at this for so long and was like there’s no way this is a Danny phantom reference


Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

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share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

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"It’s not my job to make you a better man and I don’t give a shit if I’ve made you a better man. It’s not a fucking woman’s job to be consumed and invaded and spat out so that some fucking man can evolve."

Jenny Schecter, from The L Word (via violentwavesofemotion)

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